Rape the Replay Wednesday!!!!

Who's on time:? Me! Wooo! 1 for 2 isn't bad right? Anyway I'm super excited about this weeks RtR track! Why? Well obviously because it rocks. But more than that. I"m excited because I've met this artist. She hugged me and it was awesomesauce. No I'm not talking about Wynter Gordon although she totally did hug me and wave at me and take pictures with and sign my poster...as some of you may know from my fan girl gushing on my hair saga post. Nope. Today I'm talking about the amazingly wonderful, fierce and sexy bubblegoth (which is apparently a thing) queen Kerli.

I love Kerli. I've loved her ever since I heard this song. I was either in the tenth or eleventh grade. One of my best friends showed it to me one day. Honestly the first time I heard it I don't think I really heard it. I was super entranced by the video. I mean seriously, look at it! It's like the best thing ever! So I quickly hopped on itunes and bout the album which has been on my top played list forever. Now I was perfectly content listening to her album over and over again. Imagine my surprise when I found  out last summer she was going to be a Motor City Pride which I try to go to every year. I didn't get to stay for her set. (MAJOR BUMMER) But I did get to talk to her and like I said she hugged me. Made my fucking summer like seriously. Walking on air is like ambrosia for your ears and if you don't love her after you hear this...well then you're nuts damnit. Listen, Learn and Love people. Share it with your friends. And please do...for me...Rape the Replay.

The Hair Saga Begins

So lets talk about hair. Do you love your hair? You should love hair. Honestly you should love everything about yourself you sexy little vixen. Yeah I'm talking to you. *Joey from friends voice* Hi you doing? Seriously though, this is about hair.

So I've been sporting a relaxer (faithfully) since I was like thirteen or so. I got my first one when I was like ten. Now on a good day when my hair was freshly relaxed or a few weeks from it, it usually looked something like this.








However I get to three or four months post relaxer and forget about being able to do a goddamn thing with it. I was one of those people who only got a relaxer once a year. I could go on about this  but let's move on. I've been thinking about going natural for months but I never really committed to the idea. Until two days ago that is. I woke up like I'm so sick of this. I'm so sick of all of it. Enjoy this list of things I hate about relaxed hair

1. A month or two past relaxer you can't do a thing with your own hair.
2. I have to risk subatomic burning if I happen to scratch my head before I get a relaxer
3. Shit's expensive
4. It smells bad (And I used olive oil)
5. Use Spritz directly after and you almost fall out of your damn chair
6. You can't color your hair for weeks after(Not that I've ever done it it's just the principle)
7. Your hair is thin as fuck (And fuck bump-its)

So obviously it has not been my cup of tea. And my hair still isn't very long. I'm done with this roller coaster. While it will take some time I want my hair to eventually look like this :

The gorgeous woman to your left is Wynter Gordon. And if you don't know who she is well then shame on you! She so nice. I've met her and like oh my god I pretty much came in my pants. Ignore that. Not only is her music awesomesauce, she's really nice and really hot and has AMAZING hair!



So this is the beginning of my hair saga. Join me won't you? I need the support.


I said AWESOMESAUCE GODDAMNIT!!!!